wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
We left the knife in your bed.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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