i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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