I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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