The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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