OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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