so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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