How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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