So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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