I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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