you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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