we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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