she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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