i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks