I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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