Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I have feelings that need drinking.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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