I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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