oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
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The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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