idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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