Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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