He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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