his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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