i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.