You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i'm home, then i'll come over
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?