This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.