I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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