S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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