dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Shame - the story of my life.
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