i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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