She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Everything about him screamed your future.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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