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actually, I'm a sock model
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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