I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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