If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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