**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just found puke in my bra..
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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