As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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