hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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