A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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