: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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