O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize