evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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