First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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