Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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