That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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