4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
