I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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