So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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