I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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