that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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