Dude my mom stole all your condoms
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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