Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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