The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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