please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Just cropdusted the office
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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