Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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