I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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