just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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