Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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