I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.