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My mind says no, but my body says yes.

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What does your body say about chlamydia?

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(253): My mind says no, but my body says yes. (703): What does your body say about chlamydia? http://tfl.nu/53wo

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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.

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(203): We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad. http://tfl.nu/dqqr

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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.

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(607): The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you. http://tfl.nu/2p1b

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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.

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(919): Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required. http://tfl.nu/6ko6

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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.

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(843): he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story. http://tfl.nu/p8b8

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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...

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(562): the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon... http://tfl.nu/do0i

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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.

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(802): Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you. http://tfl.nu/ose0

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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.

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(+63): Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper. http://tfl.nu/zjj7

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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach

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Me toooooo!! Margaritas

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I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good

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(773): Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach (630): Me toooooo!! Margaritas (773): I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good http://tfl.nu/3y14

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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.

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(910): Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen. http://tfl.nu/269t

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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .

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(203): Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes . http://tfl.nu/go9x

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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"

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(307): It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically" http://tfl.nu/yzem

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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.

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Um, OK. WTF?

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The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.

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(410): Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy. (1-410): Um, OK. WTF? (410): The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times. http://tfl.nu/4f6p

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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.

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(971): Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love. http://tfl.nu/5pup

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Woke up in time for my 8:15

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Good for you I'm impressed

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I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester

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(561): Woke up in time for my 8:15 (518): Good for you I'm impressed (561): I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester http://tfl.nu/b7yv

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