and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
This is the high leading the old right now
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?