My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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