i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
